When your sick and u role over and can feel all the mucus slowly transition between nostrils
what if you were looking at your alarm clock one day and it was 11:59 PM but then it turned to 11:60 PM
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
The Name of the Doctor
…… why is Tennent’s last name McDonald?!
….because that’s his real last name????
I knew David changed his last name to be a stage name but Slyvester McCoy? Oh you poor boy. You have almost as many names as Dumbledore.
DAVID JOHN McDONALD
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WROOOOOOOONG
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”